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"American Pie" Musical in the Works, Probably
by Jason Keane. @jasondkeane. NEW YORK, NY - Broadway producer Jim Hack announced this morning that a musical adaptation of the raunchy...

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CDC Recommends Mandy Patinkin Sing Just One Happy Birthday While Handwashing in Effort to Save Water
by Olivia McCormick. @nolikesliv. WASHINGTON – In a briefing issued earlier today, the Center for Disease Control made an unexpected...

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Top Psychologists Add Ability to Recite “Michael in the Bathroom” to Depression Diagnosis Criteria
by Sophia McGregor. @sophiacmcg. TAMPA, Fl - The nation’s top psychological researchers have discovered a groundbreaking paragon of...

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Single Crash Cymbal Only Acoustic Instrument Left in Pit; Misses Friends, Family, Children
by Sasha Jernakoff. @averagehoneydew. ALLENTOWN, PA - The Spotlight Theater Company production of Bring it On attracted attention this...

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BREAKING: Knowing All "Beetlejuice" Lyrics Now Considered Violation of TikTok User Agreement
by Isabella Basile. @isbasile. LAWRENCE, MA - Video platform TikTok announced this week that they are updating their user agreement to...

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Broadway Mixologist Shares Artisanal Craft Musical Combining "Hair", "Hairspray", and "Grease"
by Lydia Scott. @no.lyd. NEW YORK, NY - Over the past four months, local beauty school dropout Adam Mess has shifted his focus from scalp...

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WEATHER FORECAST: Black Actors Prepare for Tsunami of “A Raisin in the Sun” Casting Announcements
by Denzel Belin. @from_washington. ATLANTA – Representatives from the Black Leagues of All Creatives Together Overcoming Racist...

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Playwright Awarded Virtual Writing Residency, Still Just Eating Cookie Dough & Crying All Day
by Catherine Weingarten. @sarahkaneissexy. NEW YORK, NY - Now how did this happen?! Emerging playwright Emma Page Tippleton received a...

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Local Actor Wondering How to List "Zoom Community Theater Happy Hour" on Resume
by Natalie Shadrick. @ncshadrick. CINCINNATI, Oh - Local actor Penny Newton confided today that she just isn’t quite sure how to list the...

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CDC Warns Federal Reserve of Adaptable ‘80s Movies Running "Dangerously Low"
by Michael Bingham. @bingbongbingham. ATLANTA - Terror struck the Broadway community today when CDC spokesman Dr. John Weatherford...

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