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Underfunded High School Forced to Forgo Production of “Heathers” for More Affordable "Heather"
by Kath Dunham. @kathdunham. BILOXI, MS - Sources report that, due to budget restraints, Biloxi High School has had to forgo their...

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White House Vows to Invest 200 Billion USD in the "Tweens Who Can Belt" Industry
by Emmy Pratt. @gimmieemmy. WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump Administration has formally proposed that the 2021 fiscal year will allocate...

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"I Booked It!" Exclaims Man Caught Making Unprompted Racist Remarks in "Borat" Sequel
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. LOS ANGELES - Local actor Ben DeMaine flooded his social media today with hashtags such as...

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Build a Fall Snack Board and We’ll Tell You Whether or Not Audra McDonald Has Named You In Her Will
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. Fall is officially upon us, and you know that that means: yummy fall snacks. Think you can build the perfect...

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“Either! I Can Do Either!” Texts a Frantic John Larroquette to His Agent During Debate
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Legendary stage and screen actor John Larroquette spent most of the first presidential debate...

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Kid Who Can Do Three Silly Voices Treated Like God by High School Theatre Director
by Kath Dunham. @kathdunham. PROVIDENCE, RI - Eyewitness reports claim that high school theater teacher Cameron Lasell has been treating...

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Tax Returns Reveal "Seussical" Mayor Only Paid 750 Widdlydoos or Whatever the Fuck They Use As Money
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. WHO-VILLE - Divisive politician Mr. Mayor has entered a bombshell stream of controversy this week after the...

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All the Boys Cut From “The Boys in the Band”, Ranked
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. Additional names by Edward Precht @pertoltprecht. Netflix’s adaptation of Matt Crowley’s seminal play The...

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Bad Feminist? Woman's Conversation with Doctor About Ailing Husband Doesn't Pass the Bechdel Test
by Catherine Weingarten. @sarahkaneissexy. CLEVELAND, OH - Local housewife, Janine Treebody, came under some heat today when it was...

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Friendly New Actor Friend More Than Happy to Introduce You to His Worst Agent
by Wilson Conkwright. @crunkwright. NEW YORK, NY - Up & coming commercial actor, Brennan Tailor, threw a bone to a downtrodden unlucky...

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