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Site-Specific Production of NEXT TO NORMAL Revealed as Trap to Get Tenors in Therapy
by Izzy Knapp. @izzyknapptheatre. BROOKLYN, New York — A site-specific production of Next to Normal , staged at Mount Sinai, has been revealed as an elaborate ploy to force tenor MTs into talk therapy. “I was caught entirely off-guard,” says Jake Williams, a sophomore at Pace and the (self-proclaimed) “next Jeremy Jordan.” “I was sitting there, and about halfway through ‘My Psychopharmacologist and I,’ the psychopharmacologist started asking ME questions. Before I knew it, w

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Zohran Mamdani Listed HAMILTON as His Favorite Musical in 2015, But It Didn’t Show Up On His Spotify Wrapped That Year, Per NYT
by Jake Alexander. @ jake.alexander.playwright. Hamilton poster provided by https://www.reddit.com/r/hamiltonmusical/comments/4urvcg/loo...

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We Found Out Why Jenny’s Afraid of Water, and It’s Sharks
by Sarah Lasko. @saraheleora. After years of speculation, our journalists can now confirm that the actual reason Jenny’s afraid of water is indeed because of sharks. When asked about the origins of her phobia, Jenny’s mother Agnes Day explained that a week at the Jersey Shore at the tender age of seven left Jenny traumatized, after her father turned on a special TBS showing of the movie Jaws . “She was never the same after that,” Agnes explained, with tears stuck in her eye

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Dunkin’ Donuts to Begin Selling Middle of Jennifer Simard in DEATH BECOMES HER as Munchkin Flavor
by Phin Samdperil. NEW YORK, NY — In an attempt to fund the operating costs of Death Becomes Her , a pop-up Dunkin’ Donuts location has...

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BREAKING: Broadway Announces Official Reopening After COVID-19 Shutdown
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. NEW YORK, NY - Curtain up! Broadway announced today its official reopening following the devastating...

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15 Famous Actors Who Got Their Start on Broadway, Maybe, I Don’t Know, We’re Banned from Wikipedia
by The Broadway Beat writers, in alphabetical order: Mike Abrams, Jake Alexander, Isabella Basile, Kinsey Jasnoch, Matt Keeley, Sarah...

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BREAKING: Suffs from 2024 Tony Performance Still Slowly Marching Toward Us
by Jake Alexander. @ jake.alexander.play wright. NEW YORK, NY - Terrifying as a tidal wave approaching shore, there are reports that the cast of Suffs' 2024 Broadway run are still, slowly, marching toward us. “We don’t know where they are going,” the NYPD chief of police said in a solemn, grave tone, usually reserved for national disasters. “We don’t know why they are still marching, and we don’t know what their goal is. But the public needs to be warned: these Suffs are p

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WICKED: FOR GOOD to Open with Public “Executionification” of Pfannee and Shenshen
by James La Bella. @ James.La . Bella. LOS ANGELES - Let us be glad, let us be…shocked? Leaked script to Wicked: For Good reveals the...

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BOOKED AND BLESSED! This Man is in The Epstein Files
WASHINGTON D.C. — Booked it, baby! It was revealed today that the DOJ informed Donald Trump that he is, officially, in the Epstein files....

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AMAZING! Tenor Discovers “Macbeth” Isn’t the Only Word You Can Get in Trouble for Saying
by Phin Samdperil. TOLEDO, OH — Braden Slater, a high school junior at the Toledo School For the Arts, has earned a one-week suspension...

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