

BREAKING: 2026 Tony Awards to Close After One Performance
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. Photo: CBS. NEW YORK, NY - In a devastating turn of events, the 2026 Tony Awards have announced that they will close after just one dress rehearsal and one performance. “The economics of Broadway make it difficult for a big awards show that doesn’t happen on Broadway and is hosted by a pop star to survive. Plus, most of the audience are already booked with other commitments,” noted Tonys producer Leana Ghelpo, letting Radio City Music Hall know th
Broadway Beat
May 71 min read


I Have Been Named Kalshi’s Inaugural Playwriting Fellow
by James La Bella. NEW YORK, NY - After a gutting rejection from Palantir’s Neurodivergent Fellowship, I am happy to report that I have been named Kalshi’s Inaugural Playwriting Fellow. I’m tickled pink to be spending the upcoming year writing plays for prediction market platform Kalshi as a part of their “We Do This Now” initiative. It’s an excellent and rare opportunity for an emerging queer artist to create for a website that lets you bet on food shortages. Reports that th
Broadway Beat
May 62 min read


THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG Going So Wrong That Even My Laptop is Glitching as I Try to Write This! I Have a Computer Virus
by Shaina Maitino. CHICAGO – I have just returned from FLANKSTEAK running lights for HOT SINGLES The Play That Goes Wrong, and boy was it terrible. 58951517148701871. In fact, I think it was so cosmically terrible that my computer has RED ALERT downloaded a virus. 2180325870410586328089 I don’t know what happened. This show has to be intricately planned out, like a carefully crafted spiderweb. The ledger wasn’t in place so the audience couldn’t help Chris find it, none of the
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May 52 min read








