by HaleyJane Rose. @haleyisfamous. BERGEN COUNTY, NJ — Bergen Community College faculty member and occasional theater goer Melinda Antenucci announced to her History of American Politics  class today that they’d be taking turns randomly reading from the textbook “ All Out style,” in a cheeky attempt to bring the Broadway play’s unique structure to the classroom. “When I saw the ‘Comedy About Ambition’ last week and all those celebrities sitting on stage reading from their li

by Allyson Stathers. @allysonstathers. WILMORE, KY — How bold! After receiving many tasty suggestions from the audience, university improv troop Friday Night Live has officially gone with "coffee shop" for the location of a scene. ”It’s always a safe location to pretend to be at,” claimed FNL’s troop member Caden Acorn as he mimed making a strawberry matcha. “Why risk it? It’s always best to be realistic while in improv, right?”  We spoke with Senior Garvin Sneed, FNL’s stude

by Mike Abrams. @TheWrongCatDied. NEW YORK, NY  -  Spring break chaperone and self-described “quiet midwesterner” Tom Bryant disrupted a Saturday matinee of & Juliet  when instead of applauding, he simply offered a single thumbs up after every musical number. "I just wanted the cast members to know that I hear them, I see them, and I appreciate their performances," stated Bryant, who held the gesture just below shoulder level to not disrupt the view of the people behind him.

by Leah Windahl. @leah_windahl. HACKENSACK, NJ. — Representatives from the Jimmy Awards have been hastily contacting Steve Johnson, a local man who made the mistake of remarking that he had seen “ high school shows better than this” during the intermission of Ragtime last Sunday.   “Well, it was 7:42 in the morning, and somebody was pounding on my front door,” said Johnson, whose moderately talented granddaughter attends George Washington High School. “I open it up, and befo

By Harald Krichel / WikiPortraits, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=159926820 Oscar nominee Timothée Chalamet has faced backlash for his claims that “nobody cares” about opera and ballet—but if you thought he was going to apologize, think again, loser! Timmy has instead revealed five other beloved art forms he thinks are totally lame dogshit. Photography “All respect to cameras, but I can do that by looking at something and blinking hard.” Puppetr

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio. Scenic design by Derek McLane. NEW YORK, NY - FUCK! I’ve had a long day and really wanted to unwind and soak in my bathtub, but it turns out my tub is the one they use for the “Splish Splash” number in Broadway’s Just in Time . You have got to be kidding me… I was so ready: bubbles brewing, seltzer poured, romantasy novel ready to become water-stained.  But then I heard a faint, magnetically charming croon emerge from the pipes. I thought it might