

Actor Really Wishes Theatre Would Stop Using His Crying Face to Advertise Training Program
by Conor Moroney. @conorseamusactor. SYRACUSE, NY – Thomas Kensington, a professional actor looking to make a name for himself, really wishes that the Shakariffic Theatre Company would stop using a picture of his crying face to advertise their training program. “Denzel in Glory and Meryl in Sophie’s Choice this ain’t,” Kensington said, sweatily assuring us he is regularly getting emails about callbacks and offers. “It comes off two ways: either someone there hates me and wan
Broadway Beat
Feb 112 min read


HEARTWARMING: Artistic Director Scoured City in Search of Perfect Leading Man, When it Turns Out it Was Him the Entire Time!
by Matt Keeley. @reallymattkeeley. CHICAGO - In a heartwarming twist of fate that theater critics are calling a "perfect storybook ending," Incitement Theatre Artistic Director Zachary Townshend ended a months’-long search for the perfect leading man after discovering it was him all along. “We wanted to examine every possible avenue in casting,” explained Townshend, seated by an impressive pile of headshots and resumes, with his own lying conspicuously on the top. “We held we
Broadway Beat
Feb 42 min read


Soprano Denies Superiority Complex, But “Can Only Hit Alto Notes While Sick and Disgusting”
by Keeley Bell. @omgitskee. ST. LOUIS, MO – This community college cast of Company thought their Marta was stuck-up when she scoffed at the alto line in “You Could Drive a Person Crazy,” but she swears she can only hit alto notes while experiencing a horrible respiratory infection! “When I said ‘my vocal cords are too healthy to hit that Middle C in the trio,’ everyone took it so wrong,” Forte told The Broadway Beat with a speaking voice that could only rival Ariana Grande
Broadway Beat
Feb 42 min read








