Who Will Win at This Sunday's Tony Awards? We Don't Know, But We Told You, Don't Ask Us Questions While We're in the Tub

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio.

As the 79th Annual Tony Award nominees are set to take place this Sunday night, one question remains on everyone's mind: who will win big? Well, we don't know, but we've told you like a dozen times: stop asking us questions while we're in the tub.

Will Liberation snag a Best Play trophy? No clue, we're taking a bath. This really isn't the time to talk about this.

Which of the Ragtime cast members will receive acting awards? We think that's what you asked, but can't tell on account of the closed door and running water. Our tub's stopper doesn't work that well, so we have to refill the tub every now and then. That's why you're gonna hear the water turn on and off.

Will Schmigadoon!'s 12 nominations translate to Tony success? Seriously, you have to leave us alone. This is the only "us" time we get all week, and it's been a looooong week. It's so inconsiderate to interrupt us. I'm refilling the tub now.

Stay tuned for all of the award show's heartbreaks and triumphs, and please hand us a towel when you get a chance. We forgot one and don't wanna get out without one cause we'll get cold.