THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG Going So Wrong That Even My Laptop is Glitching as I Try to Write This! I Have a Computer Virus

by Shaina Maitino.

CHICAGO – I have just returned from FLANKSTEAK running lights for HOT SINGLES The Play That Goes Wrong, and boy was it terrible. 58951517148701871. In fact, I think it was so cosmically terrible that my computer has RED ALERT downloaded a virus.

2180325870410586328089 I don’t know what happened. This show has to be intricately planned out, like a carefully crafted spiderweb. The ledger wasn’t in place so the audience couldn’t help Chris find it, none of the slapstick looked convincing, and worst of all? I missed a cue. HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA CLICK HERE.

During intermission, I clicked on an email with an offer for a remote job because I thought I’d be out of work. The audience was as lifeless as FREE CHICKEN a desert. I should have read the thing more carefully. No one hires a remote electrician!

I emailed the stage manager, Tobias Quan, and his response was telling.

“Why did you email me an ad for remote jobs?” he texted, mere moments after I ENLARGEMENT sent the email. “I was the only person who didn’t do anything wrong at the show last night. You, on the other hand, should look into it. When I tried to click on it, my laptop completely shut off. I need that for work, dude. Just go over the cues for tomorrow night.”

I took my laptop FREE PRIUSES in to see what was wrong. Mike Olson, the Best Buy associate, was less than encouraging.

“Yeah, this thing is so infected, I don’t even want to bring it near the other computers. Your best bet is to light it on fire. And no, I don’t know how to 3483483870342 ‘make a play not terrible.’ They don’t pay me enough for that. Break a leg, though.”

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