by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio.
NEW YORK, NY - Netflix’s filmed performance of the Broadway bio-musical Diana has reportedly been delayed, giving the creative team more time to write in a number based on Oprah’s bombshell interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, sources confirmed.
“We know it’s kind of a stretch, but damn, that interview was juicy,” noted musical director Sim Casey while auditioning actresses simply with the line “were you silent, or were you silenced?”. “We’re gonna have to jump through hoops to explain why we’re all of a sudden jumping decades in the future to a mostly unrelated interview, but the people want what they want. And they want the tea, bitch.”
More to come as this story develops.