FUN! Instead of Clapping, This Audience Member Gave a Thumbs Up After Every Song

by Mike Abrams. @TheWrongCatDied.

NEW YORK, NY  -  Spring break chaperone and self-described “quiet midwesterner” Tom Bryant disrupted a Saturday matinee of & Juliet when instead of applauding, he simply offered a single thumbs up after every musical number.

"I just wanted the cast members to know that I hear them, I see them, and I appreciate their performances," stated Bryant, who held the gesture just below shoulder level to not disrupt the view of the people behind him. "Clapping is so aggressive and noisy. A thumbs up is personal. It shows them that we bonded in the magic of live theatre. The Bon Jovi song to end act one was so good I considered giving snaps, but ended up sharing a rare double thumbs up instead.”

Johanna Furphy, who was performing as Anne that afternoon, found the gesture less supportive and deeply unsettling.

"It felt like psychological warfare," noted Furphy, who claimed she could see Bryant’s thumb glowing in the reflection of the stage lights. "Usually you ride the wave of applause. But every time the lights went down there was just this guy locking eyes with me and thrusting his thumb into the air like a Roman Emperor deciding if I should live or die. Did he even like the show?"

Trisha McConnell, a local theatregoer sitting directly next to Bryant, also expressed confusion regarding his silent gesture.

"I thought maybe he had a hand injury, but then I saw him open a bag of Skittles with extreme dexterity during the quiet part of 'De Bois Band'," stated McConnell as she realized she should have also bought Skittles. "He kept leaning over to me and whispering 'that was a solid yes from me' while nodding. It was the longest two hours and forty minutes of my life."

Bryant claimed he has also purchased tickets for CATS: The Jellicle Ball, where he plans to replace the standing ovation with a "casual finger gun and a wink" - a reference to absolutely nothing in the show.