by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio.
YOUR ATTIC - That old, dusty, double VHS set of the 1998 live production of “Cats”, filmed at the Adelphi Theatre in London, was heard laughing at the bottom of a box in the wake of the newly released, live action “Cats” trailer.
“Oh I am laughing so hard. So god damn hard. It hurts,” said the box set, nestled between a box of old hockey jerseys and one marked “Kitchen/Meg’s room”. “People made fun of me for years. They thought I was cheesy, dated. Well you take a look at that weird ass animated nightmare and tell me that I don’t seem pretty fucking appealing now. Try to find a working VHS, bitch. This is what you deserve.”
The VHS then laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed...
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