Shit! Do You Think I Still Have Time to Use the Bathroom Before This 12-Month Intermission Ends?

by Mike Abrams. @TheWrongCatDied.

NEW YORK, NY  -  Shit! I got so wrapped up scrolling social media, opening noisy candy wrappers, and hiding my sleeping bag from the AMC Times Square cleaning staff that I just realized I need to use the bathroom and want to know if I have time to go before this 12-month Wicked movie intermission ends? 

It’s only been five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred five hundred and ninety eight minutes since Wicked: Part One ended and it hit me like a flying house of bricks. I could probably run and make it, right? Or what about taking the broom I stole from the cleaning staff? Having a year's worth of Chili’s margaritas is starting to feel like a bad choice. 

Maybe there’s a spell in The Grimmerie that could help? Ahben Igottapeekay Ahben Letmepeekay Ahben Makepeegoawaykay. 

Fuck it. I’ll just hold it. It’s not like they are going to have another intermission before a third movie, right?