“I’m So Glad We Both Get to Plumb the Depths of Human Emotion,” says Tom Felton as He Puts on His Silly Little Cloak and Hat

by Edward Precht. @pertoltprecht.

Tom Felton photo By Desmond Herzfelder - Own work, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=175853980

NEW YORK, NY - Earlier today, it was announced Daniel Radcliffe will make his Broadway return in Every Brilliant Thing, Duncan Macmillan and Jonny Donahoe’s heartbreaking look at the lengths we go to love and last. Former "Harry Potter" costar and current Cursed Child star Tom Felton reacted to the exciting news.

“It’s so cool to know Dan and I’ll be on Broadway at the same time, and both of us in shows that really plumb the depths of human emotion,” says Felton, adjusting his big pointy wizard hat. “I mean, he’s carrying a show about finding small joys in a joyless existence, and I’m waving around a wand in a play written by a bigot where Voldemort canonically fucks. Now that’s brilliant!" he added, grabbing a handful of booger-flavored jelly beans from Jolly Whizzbang’s Candy Shack or whatever.

Radcliffe could not be reached for comment, as sources say he’s busy writing his Tony acceptance speech.