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“Wait, You Can Just NOT Release a Movie?!” Screams Tom Hooper After Hearing “Batgirl” News

by Mike Abrams. @TheWrongCatDied.

LONDON - “Wait, you can just NOT release a movie?!” screamed director Tom Hooper upon hearing the news that Warner Brothers' Batgirl will not receive a release, all while holding his Cats DVD.


“I’ve wasted hundreds of millions of dollars of Universal’s money making this movie, and now I find out I could've just NOT released it,” shared Hooper as he thumbed through a Starlight Express manuscript. “I emailed Universal to see if it’s still possible to cancel the project. How hard can it be to delete VFX?”


At press time, representatives for Universal could not be reached for comment, but The Broadway Beat received an anonymous email reading “WE DIDN’T KNOW EITHER. Do you think we would have ALSO released Dear Evan Hansen?!”