BREAKING: Fox News Copies CNN, Plans to Air Live CABARET

by Mike Abrams. @TheWrongCatDied.

NEW YORK, NY  -  Shortly after CNN announced plans to air a live performance of George Clooney’s hit Broadway show Good Night, and Good Luck, Fox News copied CNN and announced plans to air a live performance of Cabaret. 

“We are so excited for our audience to see this important piece of theater,” shared Fox News Programming Director Lucas Kornet, emphasizing that this is a piece of art and not at all reflective of modern society. “We thought this was the perfect show to ease our viewers into musical theater, since they are used to hearing our anchors say 'Maybe This Time' for the past 10 years.”

While unconfirmed, The Broadway Beat is hearing reports of MSNBC planning to air Redwood; BBC will air Operation Mincemeat; and C-SPAN will air an empty Hamilton stage in response.