Sad: This Cast Only Has Two Oscar Nominees

by Conor Moroney. @conorseamusactor

NEW YORK, NY – Bummer. It is with great reluctance to inform you that the cast for The Rocky Horror Show contains a mere two Academy Award nominees.

“You hate to see it happen,” said Peter Styles, a source with a sinful amount of Google alerts for casting announcements. “How does one expect to succeed in this town with just two nominees? At this rate, they might as well board up Studio 54 and turn it back into a Roller Disco!”

Meanwhile, at the Lyceum, Oh, Mary! somehow continues to be open despite their insistence on using, dare we say, renowned character actors.