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Five Other Beloved Art Forms Timothée Chalamet Thinks are Fucking Dogshit

  • Writer: Broadway Beat
    Broadway Beat
  • Jan 7
  • 1 min read

Updated: Mar 6

By Harald Krichel / WikiPortraits, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=159926820


Oscar nominee Timothée Chalamet has faced backlash for his claims that “nobody cares” about opera and ballet—but if you thought he was going to apologize, think again, loser! Timmy has instead revealed five other beloved art forms he thinks are totally lame dogshit.


  1. Photography


“All respect to cameras, but I can do that by looking at something and blinking hard.”


  1. Puppetry


“All respect to the people who craft and perform with puppets, but I don’t need a little guy to tell a story. I can do that by being Marty Supreme.”


  1. Knitting


“All respect to wool, but I can do that with a machine, or just buy a shirt when it’s done.”


  1. Painting


“All respect to painters but nobody cares about a wet board becoming a dry board. That’s what towels are for?”


  1. Latte art


“All respect to baristas but I’m just gonna drink that and make it go bye-bye. They don’t even lattes on Arrakis. We drink Dune Juice. They should make art with Dune Juice? Cause I’m in that. I'm also in Marty Supreme.”

 
 
 

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