Who Will Receive a Tony Nod? Dunno, But We Told You, Don't Ask Us Questions While We're in the Tub
by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio.
As the 75th Annual Tony Award nominees are set to be announced tomorrow, one question remains on everyone's mind: who will receive a Tony nomination? Well, we don't know, but we've told you like a dozen times: stop asking us questions while we're in the tub.
Will Is This a Room snag a Best Play nod? No clue, we're taking a bath. This really isn't the time to talk about this.
Which of the Six queens will receive acting nominations? We think that's what you asked, but can't tell on account of the closed door and running water. Our tub's stopper doesn't work that well, so we have to refill the tub every now and then. That's why you're gonna hear the water turn on and off.
Will A Strange Loop see multiple nominations for both cast and creative? Seriously, you have to leave us alone. This is the only "us" time we get all week, and it's been a looooong week. It's so inconsiderate to interrupt us.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's Tony award nomination announcement, and please hand us a towel when you get a chance. We forgot one and don't wanna get out without one cause we'll get cold.