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BREAKING: John Mulaney Play Offering Special "Didn't Post Anything Parasocial in 2021" Rush Tickets

by Zach Raffio. @zachraffio.


NEW YORK, NY - The Broadway premiere of Simon Rich's All In: Comedy About Love - starring John Mulaney - will offer special discounted rush tickets to anyone who didn't post weird, parasocial things about the comedian in 2021, give-or-take a year.


"We're thrilled to offer accessible tickets for this thoughtful, hilarious new work - especially knowing that they're going to people who were normal about everything," noted producer Raina Torrence, who acted real suspiciously when asked why her social media is private. "Did you mind your business and not speculate weird shit about someone you don't know but whose persona has made you think they owe you something, somehow? Well, here's a partial view seat."


At press time, producers were looking to see if it's possible to implement a surcharge on tickets for certain purchasing groups - more specifically, people who were weird about him; people who were weird about his marriages; and - unrelated - the worst guy in your improv 201 class.


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